Thursday, April 10, 2008

MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN:

To go along with “Keeping it Disney”, a Royal Edict has been issued by the Queen to her loving husband, the King; her 4 beautiful daughters, the Princesses; the soon-to-be Prince; and the non-relative. In accordance with the laws of the land the following laws SHALL be STRICTLY ENFORCED during the time period of April 11 (5:00 PM) through April 19 (3:00 PM) in the year 2008.

  1. You WILL have fun on this vacation.
  1. You are allowed ONE melt down during the week (so make sure it’s a good one).
  1. To my lovely Princesses—all claws WILL be retracted during this period (however, anything goes after the 19th).

Whosoever DOES NOT comply with the above laws will be forced to “prick their finger on the spinning wheel and DIE”….

Mwahahahahahahahah!

Your loving Queen,

Maleficent

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